1. This is what happens when you mix your drinks.
2. They say that you are what you eat. Is Madhuri moong ki dal?
5. Sheikh: “Hey Mithun, how about we go for a swim?” Mithun: “Let’s do it.” Sheikh: “WTF! That’s my well of oil.”
6. Every time you think that you’ve made a bad choice in life, do some introspection. If it doesn’t look like anything like this, then it isn’t a bad choice.
9. She: “Hey man, nice perfume. What are you wearing?” He: “Come, take a whiff.”
10. People were so invested in making thongs for men that they forgot to make ’em any shirts. But hey, Anil Kapoor’s got it covered! (pun intended)